So far, I’ve been around booze 24/7 and not had a drop to drink. Here’s where I’m at with my “Booze-a-meter” (that’s how many drinks I think I would have consumed):
Monday: Kristi’s birthday at Pequods. Booze-a-meter: 4 beers (pizza takes 40 minutes just to cook so… yeah…you gotta kill that time somehow).
Tuesday: Did my first podcast interview, with an old friend, at 6:30 PM in the dark of an abandoned conference room. And the ad agency where I’m freelancing has a kegorator. Booze-a-meter: 1 beer (Even with no booze I ended up crying on the podcast when I mentioned my grandmother and now that shit is out there… like FOREVER… sigh).
Wednesday: Dinner with Miranda and Joe. Booze-a-meter: 3 Manhattans (I’m just going to assume we’d all be drinking the same thing in the same amount because we like whiskey).
Thursday: Meet Helen for happy hour and dinner with Carolyn and friends Booze-a-meter: 2 bourbons + 4 glasses of wine (the evening also involved a little shopping and, even without any liquid courage, I managed to buy a pair of Italian wedges at Delicious Shoes).
Friday: Workplace happy hour and dinner at Chicken Shop with Vanessa Booze-a-meter: 4 Bulleit on the rocks (Vanessa, for the record, only had ONE DRINK… I can barely grasp that concept even now).
Saturday: Day drinking with Nora and Terra, but mostly Nora Booze-a-meter: 6 beers (Nora and I tried to leave THREE times and came back for more beers. So we had to open three different tabs). And then I went and saw Eye In the Sky Booze-a-meter: 2 beers
Sunday: Day drinking at Miranda’s house party Booze-a-meter: 4 scotches + 2 beers (I bought Miranda and Joe a Sodastream just so I could bring my bottle over there and use it for myself. I am the most selfish gift giver, ever).
Booze-a-meter Total: 32